Churubusco
the most po-dunk boring little town on earth. located in allen county, indiana, it boasts one elementary/middle/high school combination in one building. also, the town is infamous in the northwest region of indiana as “turtle town, usa” because of past superst-tions of town residents. legend has it, a giant turtle named oscar was found in a nearby farmer’s pond in 1949 and then marched down main street. in celebration of this myth, each year a really lame week-long festival is held, called “turtle days.”
you going to that party this weekend?” “nahh, i have to visit my great-grandma in churubusco.” “dude that sucks. have fun in turtle town. haha!
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