Chutney and Cheese
you put some cheddar cheese around your d-ck and then b-tt f-ck a girl till its kinda melted, then put some bread around it and make her eat it…bread, cheese, and all.
you know that girl we met at the pub? well i took her back to the flat and did a chutney and cheese!
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