chutney nugget
a chutney nugget is when a h-m-s-xual gentleman inserts an object such as a golf ball up another man’s bottom.
if golf b-lls are unavailable then other objects may be used for a chutney nugget. objects commonly used are grapefruit and pineapples.
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