cidiot

a term that residents of the hamptons on long island have for ill-behaved manhattanites who visit their town during the summer. consequently, new york city dwellers like to call dumb long islanders who pour into the city year-round, “lidiots.”
hamptonites gripe about having to deal with “cidiots” every summer.

new yorkers have to deal with lidiots all the time.
noun, adjective. derived from city+idiot. someone from the city who’s utterly crippled by an inability to survive outside city limits or comprehend any merit or logic in rural life or people. a cl-ssic cidiot cannot read a map, is terrified of “rednecks” (anyone the cidiot percieves to be rural is a redneck) and cannot take directions. the cidiot will typically say asinine things in conspicuous places to apparently deliberatly embarr-ss themselves. for instance, at a livestock show, “oooh my, that cow needs to be milked!” upon seeing a bull’s scr-t-m. or, at the goat show, “oh my, how can you cut off that poor little goat’s ears!” upon seeing a lamancha goat. (the lamancha is bred earless) they regard rural people as servants and -ssume anyone who doesn’t wear susncreen and loafers has an i.q. of 1oo or below. they tend to dress inappropriatly, often wearing flip flops on “hikes”, which are usually awkward walks down state highways which they consider “country roads,” or expensive high end outdoor gear for a country picnic. cidiots can be found entangled in their own fishing lines along streams or hovering alongside farmers’ markets, asking really dumb questions like, “do the mushroom trees grow big around here?” some cidiots have been known to break into rural homes off season, saying, “i saw the sign for fresh produce! do you have any arugala now?”, when there is 4 feet of snow on the ground. they generally are not dangerous unless they are attempting to use firearms, atv’s, woodstoves, or chainsaws in which case, they should be immediatly disabled for the sake of the general community.
many cidiots have temporarily migrated to semi rural (read “suburban”) settings to try their hand at organic farming after reading one of several books on dexter cows, beekeeping, raising llamas or sheep dairying, but they usually retreat after a very short time. they generally loathe manual labor and tend to surround themselves w/ a variety of cidiot-enablers who help them figure out how to use a woodstove, a hammer, a drill, and other basics. the cidiots never actually develop these skills, however, as the enablers usually end up just doing their jobs for them, often free of charge. much has been done to educate these enablers so that they would detach themselves, forcing the cidiots to become more self sufficient, but alas, the cycle continues, even now.
“that friggin’ cidiot thinks we eat our goats’ ears. i’m gonna tell them we fry them in b-tter!”

“that d-mned cidiot asked me to pose for a picture with a pitchfork. i’m gonna get seriously amish on their -sses if they do it again”

“check out the cidiot: he’s right on the electric fence and he hasn’t figured it out yet!”

“that cidiot is holding the shovel backwards!”

“lookout! the cidiot’s on the atv! run for cover!”

a woman climbs out of her mercedes convertable, wearing a pair of strappy heels and starts videoing the locals. “oh god, this chick is such a cidiot!”

“d-mn! she runs pretty fast for a cidiot! graceful! you think i scared her off w/ the chainsaw?”

n. 1. a person who behaves without consideration for local custom or rules. adj. 2. having an over-inflated sense of self importance; a megalomaniac.
there’s a cidiot parked in the fire zone.
someone that would actually come to long island from the city and act like they are better than everyone living there.
cidiot: gosh this town is so white trash. i mean, i actually saw someone driving a pick up truck yesterday. and the day before that, believe it or not i actually saw a full-blooded african american. i say we replace every store with a tourist trap and drive all those d-mn blacks and rednecks out and make it so only us and poor immigrants can live here.
5 years later: gosh n-body lives in this town besides guatemalens in the ms-13. we should definitely move to another small town….
someone who moves from an urban area to a rural area. they come in m-sses, seemingly overnight. they often ruin small town life by having no respect or regard for the locals.
these f-ckin’ cidiots are buying up the best deer hunting spots and building their summer homes.
the person who dwells in a city but ventures into rual areas to perform acts of stupidity.
kevin: what happened to the green on hole #9?

kelly: buncha drunken cidiots drove their golf carts all over it this afternoon….. cidiots!
a city dweller while visiting the country .usually a bark sucking granola eating hippy wanabe, that left what little brain they did have in the city .
i am running a contest for the cidiot of the month . to see who asks the dumbest question at the information booth .