cig crab
cig crabs are sentient crabs who enjoy smoking. they are pr-ne to showing up during activities to dispense commentary at the price of a humiliation. it is customary to thank the cig crab for its consideration.
it was early so i was watching arthur on tv. the show literally said “just be yourself” and i saw a cig crab on the bed next to me, he said “that’s what i do” and scratched my face. thanks cig crab.
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