cigar
what real men puff. that…and a pipe.
smoke your c-ckarette, and look like a poor–ss. wh’ m’ pi’ gon’?
the most bad-ss thing you can put in your mouth.
it took me 3 minutes trying to think of an example before writing this.
sometimes, only a cigar.
sometimes a cigar is only a cigar.–freud
the only phallic shaped object you can put in your mouth and look even manlier.
he earned his man card lookin’ bad -ss with that cigar.
if you put a lollipop in your mouth and smoke was coming from the other end, that is a cigar. best thing in the world to build up your immune system.
light me up cigar, i’m craving some good medicine.
object bill clinton used to penetrate monica lewinski. he later proceeded to smoke it.
she totally got cigarred in the oval office!
a cigar is a bundle of tightly rolled dried and fermented tobacco. there are many different sizes and shapes, known as the “vitola”. the most common shape is the “corona”, known also as a “parejo”.
“i will have a montecristo no.7 cigar please”.
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