cigarette boat
a type of speed boat originally designed for racing on the open ocean, 30-50 feet long and about 8 feet wide. almost always equipped with at least 1000hp but often up to 2000hp, modern versions can go well over 100 mph. drug runners made them famous in the 1970’s and 80’s but they are now popular as extremely expensive ($250,000+) show-off toys mainly for rich, otherwise blue collar people like construction contractors and business owners. the culture surrounding them strongly embraces decadent drinking, drugs, s-x, and partying, and sometimes boating too. most of them are used on lakes way too small and calm compared to their original purpose.
when i win the lottery i’m going to buy a cigarette boat and take it to the sand bar at havasu.
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