Cigarette Hoarder


an individual who hates sharing their cigarettes, no matter what, even if they have a full pack. sometimes goes to the lengths to lie about how many they have, or make up lame excuses such as “i have no money, i can’t afford to just give away my cigarettes.”

does not apply to people who are down to their last few. because that’s understandable.
boy 1: d-mn, christina is such a cigarette h–rder!

boy 2: nah man, she only has two left, give her a break.

boy 1: umm she pulled out a full pack in front of me.

boy 2: b-tch!

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