cigarette zombie
-a person, normally under the age of 18, who incessantly asks to b-m cigarettes or asks for someone of legal age to purchase cigarettes for them.
-they extend their open hand like a zombie. instead of ‘brains,’ they groan, ‘cigarette’.
-found often at skate spots, the mall, or hanging around elementary and middle schools which they no longer go to.
rob: have you seen noah lately?
bob: yeah, i left his -ss at the gas station when he wouldn’t stop asking me to get him cigarettes yesterday.
rob: i told you to never give him any. he’s turned into a cigarette zombie. and he use to be such a good kid.
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