Cigarista
a person in the profession of selling high-end cigars. similar to and derived from barista
1: i went to the cigar shop and had no idea what i wanted to get but the cigarista there really knew his stuff
2:
guy1- dude look at that girl behind the counter, the way she handles that cigar is making me think….
guy2- dude, she’s a cigarista. she’s paid to handle cigars
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