cigerection
when you are aroused by something involving cigarettes, smoking, or even fire. also can mean something so awesome that it was beyond s-xual.
dude, that show last night was so awesome i got a cigerection.
ah man, smoking used to give me such a cigerection but now it doesn’t really do much.
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