cincinatti soft spot
when one penetrates a pregnant woman to the extent that ones jebend becomes lodged in the soft spot of the unborn foetus’ skull, increasing the child’s propensity to develop a distinctly concave forehead
dopey- whats up with carl’s forehead?
gil- i heard his mum was taking it from some black guy during her third trimester
dopey- ah the old cincinatti soft spot ! actually i think that may have been me, my bad
gil- rofl
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