Cincinnati greeting card


n. to leave one’s flatus in an elevator prior to departing an elevator so that the new arrivals receive the essence of the queen city. greeting cards delivered anonymously are silent.
dude, as i got off the elevator in the lobby this morning the ceo was getting on with like a dozen others. i left an anonymous cincinnati greeting card for him to enjoy on his ride to the 12th floor.

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