Cincinnati Reds
the cincinnati reds are essentially the cr-ppiest baseball team to exist in ohio. they are a subpar version of the cleveland indians, and if you look the team up in the dictionary, it will say something along the lines of, “this team is sh-t.”
did you see the cincinnati reds play last night? that team gets worse and worse every season- if that’s even possible!
the baseball team that has played in cincinnati, ohio since 1869, and continuously since 1882. they have had some of the greatest baseball players in history such as pete rose, johnny bench, joe morgan, frank robinson and ken griffey, jr. and one of the best decades ever for a team as a whole in the 1970s, winning 6 divisional t-tles, 4 pennants and 2 world series t-tles. won 5 world series t-tles overall(1919,1940,1975,1976,1990). although they have had their dark spots and down times(black sox scandal, pete rose scandal, etc.) they have been historically a good ballclub.
the cincinnati reds destroyed the cubs this weekend, which didn’t come as a surprise to anyone.
a baseball team once owned by kkk member marge schott. won the world series many times during the 1970s and 1980s, most recent was in 1990, which is disputed since pete rose gambled and schott’s a racist. their official flagship station is wkrp, the station that was well known for dropping tons of live turkeys on thanksgiving in the 1970s
did you see the cincinnati reds blow out the chicago cubs?man the cubs must really suck to loose like that to the reds of all teams.
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