Cinco Phone
any handheld piece of technology that is old or outdated, like a cell phone or a offbrand mp3 player. the term comes from an episode of tim and eric awesome show great job that has a “commercial” that tries to peddle a ridiculously sh-tty cell phone.
person one: hey, bro, my cell phone just died. can you mapquest directions to the party?
person two: nah, sorry dude. i got the cinco phone.
or
person one: hey, can you take a picture of me here?
person two: sorry, my cell phone doesn’t have a camera.
person one: you mean your cinco phone doesn’t have a camera.
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