Circle of Life
when you pull out and -j-c-l-t- on a woman’s forehead, smear it across her head with your thumb and say “simba”.
she got mad after i gave her the circle of life last week.
players gotta play and haters gotta hate…
steve and jenelle are players… amber is a hater… they are both fulfilling their respective roles. this is the circle of life
when you c-m so hard, it comes out her nose, then circles back into her mouth.
dude, i came so hard last night it completed the circle of life.
when a man give himself oral pleasure, thus creating the circle of life. also known as, circling yourself
i walked in on tommy and he was giving himself the circle of life.
consuming food while sitting on the toilet taking a dump. especially useful when you are hungry and have to go to the bathroom simultaneously. you don’t have to make a choice. do both.
earlier today i was sitting on the john doing the circle of life with a ham sandwich.
c-mming on someones face and wiping it across their forehead while whispering “simba”
1:you have c-m on your forehead
2: yea that guy cave me the circle of life last night
as the male climaxes into the female’s mouth, the female proceeds to suck in and spit out the seamen numerous times. after the deed is done, she stores the c-m inside of a jar and keeps it into her fridge. she later uses it as a condiment when making snacks such as sandwiches and tacos, mixing the c-m with the original snack ingredients, and the hair from her beastly -ss. she repeats this process every time she blows an individual.
simba’s first step to making a circle of life burger was storing wiz’s hot seamen from the previous bl-w j-b she had given him. tasty pudding indeed.
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