circumcised
an operation that removes the foreskin of a man or, more often, an infant’s p-n-s. local anistetic is used and it is a very painless surgery. it is tradition to perform on newly born jewish males.
afterwards, the p-n-s is much cleaner and most women find it more attractive. many men think it imasculates them, but that is definatly not the case.
girl: truth or dare?
boy: truth
girl: are you circ-mcised?
boy: uhmmm yeah.
girl: sweet. oral?
the removal of the of the skin cap giving the p-n-s a beautiful look, simplified hygiene, straight p-ssing, and good feeling all over–shaft, head, and its own g-spot, the frenum.
girlfriend to her guy: your c-ck,is good looking, smells good, and tastes sweet.
guy to girlfriend: you will never give me aids, even if you fool around. you will like my staying power for better -rg-sms.
a procedure that makes the p-n-s better smelling, better tasting, better looking to most women, more stimulating, and longer lasting before -rg-sm.
a lot of propaganda surrounds this procedure, such as “circ-msized men don’t enjoy s-x as much” and “s-x is 10 times better for uncirc-mcised men.” this propaganda is not borne out by serious scientific research. it’s main purpose is to make uncut men feel better about having to clean up after their d-ck cheese all the time.
my boyfriend lasts an hour inside me everytime, because he’s circ-mcised, and loves every second of it. i love sucking on his sweet smelling and tasty d-ck.
an enhancement to the p-n-s by surgery, the removal of redundant tissue, a hygiene measure, widely practised in the usa and many established religions.
i had all my sons circ-mcised at birth; they are now adults and are so grateful to me.
a guy whose p-n-s has had the skin cut off of it.
“yo man, where the rest of your d-ck?”. “don’t know, i was circ-mcised when i was a baby.”
bald, without helmet, roundhead m-th-f-cka!
mine got taken, now my putz is in a jar somewhere!
produces a nice ledge after years of masturbation, can give good cl-toral pleasure when inverted
beth-lls got a mushroom!
say what?
d-mn, rooms was robbed of his ambition when he was circ-mcised!!!!
what should neva have happened to me.
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- Lurpz
oral stimulation of the p-n-s new latin lurpus-, luratio, from latin lurare, lurpare, literally, to suck — more at feminine first known use: circa 2009 ad due to julien’s prominent foreskin, giving the lurpz was quite difficult. on the bright side, i found a jelly bean.
- Pulling On Harry
a word for going up to a person and grabbing their w-ng. person 1: whoa man did you just see that guy pulling on harry!?!? person 2: yeah that’s hot!
- dylan peterson
someone who looks like bubbles. plays hockey and doesn’t rock the flow, finally got wheels, dawson makes out with her. kid 1 “why u no kiss dylan?” id 2 “its dylan peterson.”
- Slow Learner
when you c-m in a book, then close the book. you then give the book to a girl and have her open to the page you j-zzed on. then when she looks at the page, you slam the book in her face. why the f-ck did you give me a slow learner?
- Slued
to exclaim someone else’s unfortune or pain. -chad falls off his chair and bashes his head- emma: slued! the act of quickly exiting a shady or otherwise uncomfortable situation. a gay guy was totally hitting on me last night at the bar, so i slued out of there as fast as i could.