circumflatulate
to waste time. a cute way of saying “fart around.” combination of “circ-m-” meaning “around” as in “circ-mnavigate” and “flatulate,” to fart. usually good for a chuckle the first time someone hears it. akin to circ-mfornicate, but less harsh and easier to explain in polite company.
you guys had better stop circ-mflatulating and get some work done.
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