Cisternino


to have one’s t-st-cl-s ripped off, forcefully shoved down ones throat as one is being disemboweled and forced to watch re-runs of saved by the bell while slowly dying in agony.
this guy got in a car wreck last night and totally got cisterninoed. it was pretty f-cked up.
a very angry pizon who curses and says f-ck after every other word. usually can’t be seen in the woods due to m-ss amounts of camo and stealth like skills.
f-ckin sh-t. what the f-ck, f-cking f-ck! thats a cisternino.

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