Citizens
another word for pubbie which gets mauled by forum moderators for no reason.
oh look there’s a “citizen”
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a type of men’s haircut that is done to make the person look like an upstanding member of the community. the haircut is short, above the ears and off the collar.
customer: hey give me a citizen, i got a court date.
barber: will do, we’ll get you off.
short for citizens of humanity, a premium denim line that makes wearers’ behinds look fantastic. a portion of the line’s proceeds go to charity.
her -ss looks hot in those citizens!
a member of a particular group. see also: flying the flag
“bill’s not gay. he’s definitely flying the flag, but he’s not a citizen. he’s more of a metros-xual.”
one of many street names for cocaine. derived from the the cl-ssic film citizen kane, the second word in the t-tle being a h-m-phone with caine, another common slang term for the drug.
chris: yo, call up the dealer and see if he can score us some citizen.
kevin: jesus, chris, that’s an awfully sophisiticated reference, don’t you think?
n., one who consents to be governed by others. a human being with an inferiority complex. synonyms: patriot, nationalist, statist, soldier of the fatherland/motherland. a normal. a muggle.
citizen jones! you have not voted! you have not displayed the flag! you have been observed jaywalking! ignorance of the law is no excuse, citizen.
someone who automatically believes everything the government or its agents (e.g. the media) say. a synonym for a blind patriot. someone who’s programmed to be spoonfed and happily munch on the government’s bullsh-t and doesn’t know it–in fact, has grown to like it.
if you believe the government’s official story of 9/11, you’re more than likely a citizen.
if you’ve ever said things like “c’mon, why would the fbi make that up?” you’re more than likely a citizen.
car slang for a person who has good credit and can finance a vehicle,
opposite of a credit criminal.
also can refer to a person who has enough money to pay cash for a new vehicle.
bill gates citizen:
homeless person credit criminal
(sales manager)lets go, buddy you”ve got your self a citizen.
(sales person) about time all i’ve been getting is creep’s weirdo’s and stroker’s
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