Citizen’s Bounce
similar to citizen’s arrest, in that a bystander or group of bystanders will force someone to leave a bar for acting like a douchebag.
fed-“yo bro, you gotta go bro. you gotta go”
martin-“ya you’re outta here buddy”
craig-” yo that broski just got a mean citizen’s bounce”
similar to citizens arrest.
when one is forcibly removed from a bar by a fellow citizen, due to extreme inebriation or bad behavior, using the phrase “you gotta go, bro, you gotta go”.
a citizen’s bounce:
drunk guy: “yo man, i’m so drunk right now”
bouncer lightly pushes on drunk guy’s chest
bouncer: “you gotta go, bro, you gotta go”
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