Citrus Surprise
as a girl is giving you a bl-wj-b, before you -j-c-l-t-, you grab half of an orange, squirt the juice into her eyes, and then proceed to blast your load into her mouth for collateral.
guy 1: dude, when i gave becky a citrus surprise, she made me a fruit salad.
guy 2: sweet!
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