city boy’s small town
a large town or small city with a population between about 6,000 and 30,000. such an area is often called a “small town”, inaccurately, by people from much bigger cities. a resident of a true small town knows that “small” means having fewer than five restaurants and socializing in the only grocery store’s parking lot.
william: “this small town doesn’t have olive garden, there is only one starbucks, and the mall is only one level!”
chris: “you’re in a city boy’s small town. where i’m from, girls put on makeup and fix their hair before going to waffle house.”
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