Cityit
pr-nounced city it
here in our rural river community we have many friends from the larger metropolitan area that love to visit us on the weekends. their ignorance of everything rural; from not being able to hold their alcohol, turning the canoes over, to casting their fishing lines into the trees prompts us to affectionately but mockingly dub them “cityits”
country fella sitting next on the river bank fishing next to his cousin from the city and asks: “what kind of bait are you using?”
the cousin brings out a fancy package his plastic bait was purchased in while the country cousin squishes a worm on to his own line.
he laughs to himself as he realizes his cousin is a cityit.
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