Civic Disservice
the act of pouring money into a piece of sh-t beater hatchback to make it look “bad -ss”. common modifications include rims, spoilers, large racing stickers, dull matted paint, flames, and the occasional neon light. tinted windows are required.
jane was furious with her father after he forbid her from dating carlos, after carlos dropped her off in his civic disservice, and wearing a wife beater shirt that showed off his tribal band tattoo
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