civil war drunk
a state of total intoxication only achieved from drinking copious amounts of booze.
the origins of this phrase can be traced back to the days of the civil war when modern anesthetics were not as readily available and wounded soldiers in need of amputation would be given as much alcohol as possible before getting their limbs removed.
yo, did you see carl tonight…he took 18 shots before he went out, and now he’s getting dome from the ugliest dumpster sl-t i’ve ever seen.
yeah, that cat is civil war drunk.
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