civilised
is when 2 female friends go out for “a” gl-ss of wine together with the intention of having a girly chat and a bit of relaxation.
an example of civilised – 2 friends drinking 3 bottles of wine, staggering home via the indian and not remembering entering the building let alone having a conversation with a little indian man, then falling sleep on your friends floor before waking up and puking all over their settee and laptop.
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