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• polishing the rifle

  slang for jacking off/ masturbating. my wife caught me polishing the rifle yesterday.

• booger tent

  it’s a nose, dammit. my jew friend has a large booger tent.

• your hair is life

  off the hook, baller, on fleek, yo girl, your hair is life!

• vagaccident

  vag·ac·ci·dent noun an unfortunate incident that happens unexpectedly and unintentionally, typically resulting in the grabbing, touching or grazing of the v-g-n-. “the p-ssy-grabber brushed off his indiscretion as a vagaccident.”

• the pagett

  knowing f-ck all and claiming you know everything using wikipedia as a guide to life being so dumb you have to use wikipedia for everyday issues he’s so stupid everyone calls him the pagett

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