Clackamas Claw
female hairstyle popularized by disgraced former figure skater tonya harding, characterized by bangs sh-llacked with hairspray that stick straight out from the forehead before arching downward, like eagle talons. the hair is frequently over-bleached (fried), with substantial dark roots.
named after a semi-rural lower-middle cl-ss suburb of portland, oregon, frequently referred to as “crack-a-my–ss”, the style is mostly sported by sk-nky meth-skinny pickup truck drivers.
i was slumming it at clackamas town center, and this mall rat cowgirl waitress at claim jumper almost put my eye out with her clackamas claw when she bent over to serve me my rotisserie chicken.
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