clacker


australian slang for “-n-s”
i’m gonna shove it right up your clacker.
-ss / -n-s.
i seem to have slipped and stuffed a ferret up my clacker.
just the best word for a womans f-nny!!!
“what a short skirt, i can nearly see her clacker!!”
t-st-cl-s (or rather “b-lls”, typically in the sense of having “big b-lls”, i.e. nerve or audacity)
“can you believe the gigantic, cast-iron clackers on that guy?”
a c-n-l in a female mammal that leads from the uterus to the external orifice opening into the vestibule between the l-b– minora
person 1 – ‘i’ve got a really itchy clacker’
person 2 – ‘hun, you slept with that man wh-r- last week, you’ve probably got an sdt.’
teeth or false teeth
he left his false clackers in a gl-ss by his bed every night

she got her clackers seen to by the dentist
poking a woman’s gag reflex, triggering a blast of vomit.
“did you hear about the bride on her hen-do? she drank 10 pints of snakebite and two bowls of peanuts and twiglets, then took some poor bloke upstairs to give him a blowie. she was so drunk she overcooked it, hit the clacker & filled his boxers!”

“sh-t, jim, his momma ain’t ever gonna get those stains out”

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