Claim Session
a casual event in which a single person or group discuss all the rad sh-t they just did in the presence of a non-partic-p-nt to make the non-partic-p-nt feel inferior. the session can be started by a direct claim or for a smoother delivery, non essential details can be added when answering a question to seamlessly start a claim session. (truth behind claimed events is irrelevant. exaggerating is encouraged.)
(in the middle of a group of people)
pedestrian: hey bro how is the bowl skiing this morning?
g: i wouldn’t know, i just got done skiing central chute. sh-t was t-ts deep with a manditory 40 footer at the bottom.
suge: you stomped that sh-t g. was that a 5 at the bottom?
g: backside 9 bro………. (claim session begins at pedestrians expense)
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