claim the throne
1. to take the seat of princ-p-l power, esp. within a monarchy
2. to take a sh-t
3. to claim a toilet for the purposes of taking a sh-t
the rebels were poised to claim the throne after the king’s power weakened.
a: “i’ll be back in a few. i have to claim the throne.”
b: “you b-st-rd! i’ve been holding it for longer than you! there’s only one toilet here!”
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