Clairvoyant Space Brain
1. a mind capable of not just seeing the future, but also manipulating time and matter–and the ability to summon oreos.
“excuse me jericho, for not possessing the kind of clairvoyant sp-ce brain necessary to instinctively know something that has never until this point been mentioned, and indeed will never be used again!”
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