Clairvoycant
someone who thinks they can see the future, but cannot, or attempts to deceive you into believing they can. (similar to a clairvoyant, but incompetent or dishonest)
additionally, a friend who attempts to finish your sentences, getting it wrong every time.
clairvoycant: “i predict you will marry someone tall, dark and handsome within the next 6 months”
woman: “that can’t be, i just got married a month ago, and my husband’s a blonde…”
clairvoycant: “you must be mistaken, dear… after all, i have the gift, you know”
or
girl: “you’ll never guess! my parents say i can go to…”
clairvoycant: “canada, right?!”
girl: “er, no.. london! and you know what else? i get..
clairvoycant: “to take a friend along?”
girl: “no! a whole new wardrobe and it’s all expenses paid!”
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