Clam on
1. when a woman becomes aroused to the point of moistening.
2. the female equivalent to a male hard on.
3. when a female is obviously wet.
example for def. 1
meagan: “do you see that guy joe over there?
amy: “yes, he is awesome.”
meagan: ” i know, he gives me a raging clam on”
example for def. 2
i have a clam on from brumblao’s lazy eye.
example for def. 3
joe: “you see that girl meagan over there?”
tyler: “yeah, what about her?”
joe: “she obviously has a clam on!”
mooch.
“jeff is always trying to clam on to my weed- he’s a f-cking scavenger, dude.”
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