clam slammer


the act of angering the v-g-n- by licking ones palm and violently slapping her naughty place
after performing a perfect jelly doughnut, tim executed a clam slammer flawlessly.
the part of a woman’s memory reserved for masturbation.

the female equivalent of spank bank.
“did you see him at the pool?” asked jane. “i’m locking that one up in the clam slammer for later”
clamslammer- slang for a p-n-s.
after years of agony, beverly realized she would never again have the enjoyment of a good clamslammer.
a lady-person who enjoys “slamming” or stimulating via touch, her “clam” aka her vag; sn-tch; gash; pikachu.

also, the female version of a “ham slammer.”
kelly: “what you doin’ today, bea?”

bea: “oh, you know, just slammin’ the clam.”

kelly: “you’re a clam slammer too? that’s awesome!

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