clam snapper
to gently place your v-g-n- across the bridge of your sleeping partner’s nose, and proceed to clamp down with the lips of the v-g-n-. when your unsuspecting guest identifies the smell and relentless grasp of a warm sensation on their face you say, “snap, snap!” for proper execution, place -n-s over forehead and squat down. for heavier sleepers, flatulence may be required. not to be confused with “good morning beautiful.”,
like a killer ninja turtle, lynn slowly executed a textbook clam snapper on john’s nose and said, “snap, snap!
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