clam sweat
/klam//swet/
noun
-moisture exuded through the cervical glands of the v-g-n-, typically in profuse quant-ties as a reaction to extreme laziness, often described as a fetid or putrid smell, similar to expired seafood
kevin is clam sweat.
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