Clamflap
(verb) the female version of teabag.
oh man, that girl owned you so hard that she’s clamflapping you!
because its the flappiest part of the v-g-n- it is the optimal spot for a raspberry: when one presses their lips against the l-b– majora and blows air making a sloppy wet sound.
me: hey chris, i clam flapped your wife last night…
chris: “oh yeah, i was gonna clam flap her last night too but she was on her rag. burn!”
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