Clamhamper
a clamhamper is a woman that doesn’t let her female friends score with guys by blocking her friend’s game.
essentially this is the female version of “c-ckblocker”
1. “i was at the club and lizzy was being a real clamhamper with this cute guy i was talking to. i ended up leaving alone.”
“d-mn, that really sucks!”
2. “dude i so was talking to this girl but when it came time to leave her big fat friend came over and grabbed her hand and dragged her away.”
“what a clamhamper”
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