clamkin
female version of a blumpkin. when a woman is recieving oral s-x while defacating. there are 2 known versions of the clamkin, the manhattan and new england styles. the manhattan clamkin (red sauce) takes place during a “certain” time of the month, while the new england clamkin takes place after the male counterpart -j-c-l-t-s into or onto the female’s v-g-n-.
i was suprised that matt liked giving clamkins, now i can’t go to the bathroom without him.
female version of the blumpkin. when a woman is sitting on the toilet defacating the s-xual parter is administering oral s-x. comes in 3 varieties (the first type being the regular ‘ol “clamkin” as described above):
a. manhattan clamkin (red sauce) – also known as “red sea beach blanket bingo”, is a clamkin during the woman’s period days of the month.
b. new england clamkin (white sauce)- or the “brown snowball” takes place after a male counterpart shoots his s-m-n on the v-g-n-, then engages in the oral.
clamkins in the past have been known as “brunette goatee’s” or the “brown soul patch” due to the residual fecal product on the chin of the partner giving the oral s-x.
matt wanted to give her oral so badly that he wouldn’t even wait for debbie to get off the toilet, i had no idea they were into giving / getting clamkins!
the “female” version of the blumpkin, preforming c-nn-l-ng-s
while the woman defecates.
i got a “dirty van dyk-” from giving a hooker clamkin.
female version of the blumpkin. when a woman is sitting on the toilet defacating the s-xual parter is administering oral s-x. comes in 3 varieties (the first type being the regular ‘ol “clamkin” as described above):
a. manhattan clamkin (red sauce) – also known as “red sea beach blanket bingo”, is a clamkin during the woman’s period days of the month.
b. new england clamkin (white sauce)- or the “brown snowball” takes place after a male counterpart shoots his s-m-n on the v-g-n-, then engages in the oral.
clamkins in the past have been known as “brunette goatee’s” or the “brown soul patch” due to the residual fecal product on the chin of the partner giving the oral s-x.
matt wanted to give her oral so badly that he wouldn’t even wait for debbie to get off the toilet, i had no idea they were into giving / getting clamkins!
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