Clammy Robertson


(v.) when you put sand into a girl’s v-g-n- and f-ck her until pearls come out.
guy 1: did you hear john pulled off the clammy robertson?
guy 2: no i didn’t.
guy 3: it doesn’t surprise me, he is one kinky f-cker.

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