Clamorous
a light-hearted way of calling someone attractive even though they are stingy, tight-lipped, and/or tight-fisted. derived from the words clam (meaning, tight-lipped or tight-fisted) and glamorous.
clamorous gal: “hey, that’s mine! buy your own drink, mister!”
funny fella: “well h-llo miss clamorous!” 😉
clam-or-us noun, small area between a female’s v-g-n- and -n-s.
don’t wipe back to front jenny, you’ll get sh-t on your clamorous.
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