Clampit


a hill-billy, or a scruffy uneducated person.
“we live next door to the clampits”
-ss-backward redneck white people; usu. used by african-americans when refering to same.
…but i only brought ’em 5 and stuck his -ss for 3…do you think that clampit ‘d sick his goons on me?
to tell someone to shut there mouth.
guy – ‘hahaha check the nick of youu!’

girl – ‘haha clamp it you, more like check the nick of you.’
a person that is born with more than one head and has one clamped off.
did you know that billy is a clampit.

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