clamslap


v. after defeating your opponents in battle, rendering them helpless on the ground, the act of squatting on their face multiple times with your sweaty p-ssy lips exposed until they dry heave or vomit.
“amy, that was an awesome fight yesterday!” you f-ckin’ crushed him!”

d-mn straight! did you see how many times i clamslapped his ugly mug! m-th-f-cka!”
similar to the “tea bag”, clam slap is the dipping/dragging of a woman’s v-g-n- over an enemy’s face once the enemy has died. a complete and hillarious way of a female showing a person that their her b-tch.
-wow, halo, cod, etc character runs and rubs v-g-n- over dead body’s face-

-player 1- dude… you were just clam slapped.
-player 2- yeah… i smell like fish now… -_-
the action of slapping a mans face whilst trying to penetrate him -n-lly to make the pain of said penetration lesser by distraction
for example

dude its not going in

i will f-cking clam slap you. f-cker i will do it dont make me

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