clamstance
the position a woman takes, (when viewed from behind) that allows one to view the shiloutte of her v-g-n- between her thigh gap. usually clothed, often swimwear.
god d-mn man i’m tryin to be good but that b-tch got mad clamstance, hard to resist.
yeah man, that thing lookin like the baldest clam ever but you can smell it from here.
i’ll just keep an eye on it then.
aight.
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