Clan match


when two teams in a video game fight each other to see whos better
we have a clan match tomorrow against the rainy mafia
when nerdy virgins get together to fight to see who is the lamest and has the least real friends. those in clans with more than 100 members are especially lame because it changes from a clan match to a nerdismorgy (the rarest and most difficult to catch). clan matches may last as long as 200 years.
guy: brad has a clan match tonight i guess we wont see him.

beard guy: he will need to refuel and get more mountain dew at some point.

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