clang

the coolest, most awesome and righteous person or thing. n-body or no thing is better or ever will be.
“clint is the most clang dude i’ve ever met. not like ramon or joe–they’ll never be clang!”
when someone tries to be funny, but they fail, clang is said.
failure: your mum’s so fat that she takes up two facebook profiles

person: clang!
the sound made when hitting two (or more) olympic medals together during s-xual intercourse between athletes.
there’s going to be a lot of clanging this year in sochi. let’s clang!
the wealthiest homeless person on the street.
d-mn, that clang got a sweet refrigerator box to live in!
a really long, large, protruding cl-t that looks like a mini-c-ck. a combination of the words ‘cl-t’ and ‘w-ng’
she really shouldn’t wear that bikini, it shows off her m-ssive clang
when a dj has an especially bad mix, making the b-ssline go out of sync and “clang.”
dj sy can scratch the sh-t out of that wax, but d-mn was that mix full of clang.
one’s t-st-cl-s, after the alleged sound made after someone kicks a “real” man there.

see also clunk.
f-cker tried to kick my clang.