Clank
someone or a group of people who follow a trend that isn’t funny or amusing, leading to a sense of despise towards them
yo tyrone, yall see them clanks tryin to make that sh-t funny. its pathetic
aye shanaynay, don’t be actin like a dumb-ss clank wearing that
clank can be used as another word instead of the usual, awesome, cool, good, amazing, incredible, radical, mint, cl-ss and word to that accord.
boy 1: ‘woah that ryan is uber clank’
boy 2: ‘yeah hes just totally awesome’
girl 1: ‘ woah!!’
the friend of a ratchet person
m: don’t they looks cute? she’s so ratchet and he needs a name to go with her.
p: i think he should be called clank so they’re ratchet and clank
a totally spooky ghost. probably the spookiest of all ghosts.
man, did you see clank today? spookiest ghost ever. babes totally dig clank.
bad, not good, uncool, sucks
sevan: i slept with a fat girl last night.
jim: that’s no clanks mang.
jim: they didn’t sell coors, only busch.
sevan: no clanks mang.
clank (adj) – the opposite of ratchet. (ratchet can mean many things, such as ghetto, nasty, or annoying as h-ll) the main difference is that “clank” has a positive connotation and is used to acknowledge things as being smart, cl-ssy, cool, funny, appealing, etc.
brittany: did you see that girl’s tribal-print shirt?
tiffany: i did! that shirt was so clank.
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matt: dude, where’d you get those clank–ss shoes?
tyler: my dad got them when he was in vacation in another country!
matt: that’s so awesome, man.
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kevin: hey sheila, did you do the homework for mrs. smith?
sheila: nah, but she’s really lenient and nice so i doubt she’ll get mad at me.
kevin: that’s true, she’s one of the clankiest teachers i know!
a person who spends more time on their phone than life itself.
“yo, that b-tch be clank!”
“look at that ratchet, clank -ss b-tch!”
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