Clank Wank
a term used for masturbation when the person masturbating has arthritis in their wrists; this makes a sound referred to as a clank making it a clank w-nk.
jack : did you hear about daniel and his arthritis?
charlie : yeah, he said he had a clank w-nk yesterday. everyone in the apartment building could hear it.
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